I Ruined My Hands In The Ring.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

I Have Too Much Money Invested In Sweaters.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.