I Ruined My Hands In The Ring.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.