I Ruined My Hands In The Ring.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

Welcome To The Academy Awards, Or, As It's Known At My House, Passover.

Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.