I Ruined My Hands In The Ring.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.