I've Been Playing The Game So Long

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.