A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.