A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.