A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.