A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.