A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. . . In The Shower.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.