I Remember The First Time I Had

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.