A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.