A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

In America You Can Go On The Air And Kid The Politicians, And The Politicians Can Go On The Air And Kid The People.