A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

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