I Refuse To Join Any Club That

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man