I Refuse To Join Any Club That

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.