I Refuse To Join Any Club That

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

I'm Not Much Of A Correspondent. My Letters Are Not Only Uninteresting But Sparse. I'm Glad I Don?t Have To Write For A Living. It?s Arduous Work And The Money Is Very Uncertain. On Those Rare Occasions When I Wander Into A Bookstore It Amazes Me To See The Avalanche Of Literature And Semi-literature That Is Turned Out Weekly In This Country. The People Who Write These Things Are Either Desperate For Money Or Love Starved. Why Should Anyone On A Nice Balmy Day Lock Oneself In An Office And Hit A Typewriter For Hours On End. I Think One Of The Greatest Pleasures In The World Is Not Writing.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.