It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You