Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.