Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.