I Really Think Everything Is Fair Game.

I Think The Difference Between Being Miserable And Finding Happiness Is Just A Matter Of Perspective. If You Live Your Life Defining Yourself By What Other People Think Of You, It's A Form Of Self-torture.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying To Be The Fun Uncle.

Scientology Is Weird Because It's New.

In The '80s Especially, A Lot Of Comedians Felt Compelled To Stick With What Made Them Famous And Those People Became Caricatures.