I Think The Difference Between Being Miserable

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

It's Really Stupid To Defend Your Own Jokes. That Is For Other People To Do If They Choose To.

They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying To Be The Fun Uncle.

Dear America, When You Tell Gay Americans That They Can't Serve Their Country Openly Or Marry The Person That They Love, You're Telling That To Kids Too. So Don't Be F**king Shocked And Wonder Where All These Bullies Are Coming From That Are Torturing Young Kids And Driving Them To Kill Themselves Because They're Different; They Learned It From Watching You.

I Never Want To Be In A Position Where I Have To Defend My Material. It's Too Subjective. It's For Other People To Defend Or Not Defend.