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Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

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I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.