Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.