Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower