I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.