I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.