I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.