I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.