I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show-

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

A Conductor Should Reconcile Himself To The Realization That Regardless Of His Approach Or Temperament The Eventual Result Is The Same-the Orchestra Will Hate Him.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.