Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties