My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.