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Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle