For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.