Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

It Was Not My Class Of People. There Was Not A Producer, A Press Agent, A Director, An Actor.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.