Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.