I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.