I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.