Sex Is Good For About Two Years,

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.