Sex Is Good For About Two Years,

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.