I Never Go To Funerals. To Me

I Can Excuse Everything But Boredom. Boring People Don't Have To Stay That Way.

Men Are Most Virile And Most Attractive Between The Ages Of 35 And 55. Under 35 A Man Has Too Much To Learn, And I Don't Have Time To Teach Him.

I Was In Constant Demand, In My Professional Life And My Personal Life.

I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match Or A Prize Fight, And I Don't Want To. When I Find Out A Man Is Interested In These Sports, I Drop Him.

I Never Go To Funerals. To Me A Person Is Dead When He Breathes For The Last Time. After That, Your Memories Should Be Personal.