I Never Go To Funerals. To Me

I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match Or A Prize Fight, And I Don't Want To. When I Find Out A Man Is Interested In These Sports, I Drop Him.

I Win Because I Learned Years Ago That Scared Money Always Loses. I Never Care, So I Win.

I Can Excuse Everything But Boredom. Boring People Don't Have To Stay That Way.

I Would Tell Anyone Who Wants Something From Someone Else To Feign Not Wanting It. People Are Perverse. If You Show Great Affection To Them, They'll Run The Other Way.

One Of My Favorite People Is Gypsy Rose Lee. She Bears Out The Biblical Promise That He Who Has, Gets. And I Hope She Gets A Lot More.