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Any Girl Can Be Glamorous. All You Have To Do Is Stand Still And Look Stupid.

I Have Always Felt That If A Man Gives You A Solid Gold Key To His Door He Is Entitled To The Courtesy Of A Visit.

My Mother Always Called Me An Ugly Weed, So I Never Was Aware Of Anything Until I Was Older. Plain Girls Should Have Someone Telling Them They Are Beautiful. Sometimes This Works Miracles.

I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despite The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts. I Paint Canvasses On The Floor And Drove One Art Teacher Out Of His Mind. But That's Just The Way I Paint Best.

Dirt Makes A Man Look Masculine. Let Your Hair Blow In The Wind, And All That. It's Ok. All You Have To Do Is Look Neat When You Have To Look Neat.