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I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despite The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts. I Paint Canvasses On The Floor And Drove One Art Teacher Out Of His Mind. But That's Just The Way I Paint Best.

Men Are Fine, Love Is Fine, It's Marriage I'm A Little Disappointed In.

I'd Rather Wear Jewels In My Hair Than Anywhere Else. The Face Should Have The Advantage Of This Brilliance.

If I Had My Way Everyone Would Have A Psychiatrist. When The Brain Is Sick And You Must Throw Up, You Do It By Being Purged In A Psychiatrist's Office.

I Don't Believe In Life After Death. But I Do Believe In Some Grinding Destiny That Watches Over Us On Earth. If I Didn't, The Safety Valve Would Give And The Boiler Would Explode.