I Was Born An Only Child In

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.

I'm Fifty-one Years Old, But I'm Not Through Yet. I Have Lived A Full Life, And Intend Packing In Quite A Lot More.

I Remember All Too Well The Premiere Of Ecstasy When I Watched My Bare Bottom Bounce Across The Screen And My Mother And Father Sat There In Shock.

Perhaps My Problem In Marriage-and It Is The Problem Of Many Women-was To Want Both Intimacy And Independence. It Is A Difficult Line To Walk, Yet Both Needs Are Important To A Marriage.

Dirt Makes A Man Look Masculine. Let Your Hair Blow In The Wind, And All That. It's Ok. All You Have To Do Is Look Neat When You Have To Look Neat.