Men Are Fine, Love Is Fine, It's

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

I Win Because I Learned Years Ago That Scared Money Always Loses. I Never Care, So I Win.

I've Been An Important Star And Lived A Full Life, Yet I Only Hve Three Close Friends. I Guess That's All Anyone Can Expect.

The Public Pays And Feels It Is Entitled To Participate In The Personal Affairs Of A Performer.

[suggesting Her Epitaph:] This Is Too Deep For Me.