Would You Believe I Was A Famous

I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match Or A Prize Fight, And I Don't Want To. When I Find Out A Man Is Interested In These Sports, I Drop Him.

The Ladder Of Success In Hollywood Is Usually A Press Agent, Actor, Director, Producer, Leading Man; And You Are A Star If You Sleep With Each Of Them In That Order. Crude, But True.

[suggesting Her Epitaph:] This Is Too Deep For Me.

Lawyers Know How To Take Isolated Complaints In A Divorce Case And Build Them Into One Big One.

Dirt Makes A Man Look Masculine. Let Your Hair Blow In The Wind, And All That. It's Ok. All You Have To Do Is Look Neat When You Have To Look Neat.