Would You Believe I Was A Famous

The Public Pays And Feels It Is Entitled To Participate In The Personal Affairs Of A Performer.

Dates With Actors, Finally, Just Seemed To Me Evenings Of Shop Talk. I Got Sick Of It After A Hile. So The More Famous I Became, The More I Narrowed Down My Choices.

All Creative People Want To Do The Unexpected.

I Remember All Too Well The Premiere Of Ecstasy When I Watched My Bare Bottom Bounce Across The Screen And My Mother And Father Sat There In Shock.

I Don't Believe In Life After Death. But I Do Believe In Some Grinding Destiny That Watches Over Us On Earth. If I Didn't, The Safety Valve Would Give And The Boiler Would Explode.