I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.