I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .