I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.