I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

W. C. Fields, A Lifetime Agnostic, Was Discovered Reading A Bible On His Deathbed. ''i'm Looking For A Loop-hole,'' He Explained.