If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.