If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.