If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

We Frequently Hear Of People Dying From Too Much Drinking. That This Happens Is A Matter Of Record. But The Blame Is Always Placed On Whisky. Why This Should Be I Never Could Understand. You Can Die From Drinking Too Much Of Anything - Coffee, Water, Milk, Soft Drinks And All Such Stuff As That. And So As Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing. I Will Make Mine Whisky.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.