I Love To Sing, And I Love

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.