I Love To Sing, And I Love

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.

I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.