I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.