Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne,

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

If You Ask What Is The Single Most Important Key To Longevity, I Would Have To Say It Is Avoiding Worry, Stress And Tension. And If You Didn't Ask Me, I'd Still Have To Say It.