You Can't Help Getting Older, But You

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.