I Love Black People, But I Hate

Not A Harvard-type Education, Just A Not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type Education.

The Two Best Things You Can Do For A Person Is Have Sex Or Make Them Laugh.

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About An Issue Before They Hear The Issue Is A Fool.

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.