I Love Black People, But I Hate

We Got No Wealthy Black People. We Got Rich People. Shaq Is Rich. The Guy Who Signs His Checks Is Wealthy.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

I Try To Stay With It And I Try To Stay In Contact With Comedians And Just Keep Comedians In My Life 'cause Comedians Are Their Own Species. If You Get Away From Them, Especially As A Comedian, I Think It's Dangerous.