I Love Black People, But I Hate

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

When You're White, The Sky's The Limit. When You're Black, The Limit's The Sky.

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

It's My Real Name. My Mother's Name Is Rose Rock. It Was The Worst Name As A Kid To Have. They Called Me Piece Of The Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, And Flintstones. Now They Call Me Mister Rock.

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.