Not A Harvard-type Education, Just A Not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type

Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

Music Is The Soundtrack To The Crappy Movie That Is My Life.

So, To Say Barack Obama Is Progress Is Saying That He's The First Black Person That Is Qualified To Be President. That's Not Black Progress. That's White Progress.

The Thing About Barack Obama, Just From Being Around Him, Is He's Cooler Than The Other Politicians, But Just Nerdy Enough To Do The Job. Like You Can't Be Really Cool And Be The President.

Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About An Issue Before They Hear The Issue Is A Fool.