America Is The Greatest Country In The

I Love Having Somebody There - That Companion Thing. You Know Who You're Going To Eat With, Who You're Going To See A Movie With.

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

Women Need Food, Water, And Compliments That's Right. And An Occasional Pair Of Shoes.

Even If You Meet The Perfect Person, It Ain’t Gonna Be At The Perfect Time. You’re Married, They’re Single. That’s Right. You’re Jewish, They’re Palestinian. You’re A Mexican, They’re A Raccoon. You’re A Black Woman, He’s A Black Man.