America Is The Greatest Country In The

You're Not Famous Unless People's Mothers Know Who You Are. Everybody Else, You Think You're Famous, But You're Just Hot, And Heat Cools Off.

Dude, I Didn't Say Jude Law Can't Act. I Didn't Say Jude Law Was In Bad Movies. I Just Said He's In Every Movie.

I Hate Niggas! I Hate Em! I Wish They'd Let Me Join The Ku Klux Klan!

I'm Severely Overrated. I'm Just Above A Hack.

The Thing About Having An Audience Right There Laughing Is That Critics Can Write What They Want, But The Proof Is Right There In Front Of You.