I'll Go With The Guy With One

If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy" And His Mama "pam", He's Going To Jail!

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"

An Entertainer's Reputation As A Live Act Is The Most Valuable Thing He Or She Can Have. If People Know You Give Good Shows, You'll Never Be Broke For The Rest Of Your Life.

Everyone Has Favorite Criminals. Mine Are Pimps. We Can All Rob A Bank; We Can All Sell Drugs. Being A Pimp Is A Whole Other Thing.