Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

People Say, 'why Is He Bored With Her?' Because He's A Human Being, That's Why; Same Way His Wife Is Bored With Him. That Is Marriage - Anything That's Supposed To Be Forever, Your Going To Get Bored With It. And There Is Nothing Wrong With It, So Don't Take It Personal; If You Are With Somebody For Ten Years And They Are Not Bored With You? Then Something Is Wrong With Them.

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.