I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

They Took A Survey: Why Do Men Get Up In The Middle Of The Night? Ten Percent Get Up To Go To The Bathroom And 90 Percent Get Up To Go Home.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".