With My Wife I Get No Respect.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.