What A Kid I Got, I Told

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.