I Like People, For A Little While.

They Should Call Fishing What It Really Is... Tricking And Killing!

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks. By The Fourth Week, I Found It Tedious. I Got Bored And Grew Restless. I Had No Other Plan For A Job, Because From Seventh Grade On, I Had Planned On Law. So I Shifted My Focus From Classes To Extracurricular Activities.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".