I Wanna Make A Jigsaw Puzzle That's

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

100% Of The People Who Give 110% Do Not Understand Math.

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

I Didn't Do Improv In College, I Never Performed, I Didn't Do Theater Either. I Was In Student Government, I Was A History Major.