Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than

I Think There's A Difference Between Making Comedy And Reporting Comedy. When You're A Joke Teller You Can Easily Fall Into The Second, You Can Show Up And Just Say The Jokes.

100% Of The People Who Give 110% Do Not Understand Math.

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.