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Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

It's Not Enough To Say I'm Sorry. You Have To Also Mean It. It's The Same With Saying I'm Single.

I Didn't Play Music, Nobody In My Family Had An Instrument Or Played Music, We Didn't Even Have Any Books At My House. I Think About It And I'm Like, I Don't Know How I Climbed Out Of There.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.