I Like Pens. My Writing Is So

People Don't Understand That That's Really What It Is. They're Looking For A Magic Phone Number Or Something. And To A Certain Extent, I Understand That, Because Comedy Is Treated So Much As A Stepping Stone By A Lot Of People.

If I'm At A Party And Someone Puts On A Blues Brothers Tape, I Tend To Go Nuts.

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started

I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email Then Hang Posters All Over The Place

My Sister Sometimes Does A Todd Barry Tribute Act.