I Like Pens. My Writing Is So

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.

I Mean, I've Had Bartenders And Waiters And Waitresses Make A Comment About A Joke Of Mine, Like Pointing Out Some Sort Of Logic Error Or Something That I've Never Even Thought About, And They're Right.

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.