I Like Pens. My Writing Is So

Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.

Buddha, Much Like Everyone Else Has Good And Bad Days.

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started

I Love Chicken. I Would Eat Chicken Fingers On Thanksgiving If It Were Socially Acceptable.

I Don't Know Any Astronauts. There Are A Lot Of People Who Say They Want To Be Comedians.