People Don't Understand That That's Really What

I Had Temping Jobs Also. I Liked The Flexibility. There Was No Asking For Time Off; You Just Didn't Work.

I Mean, I Guess I Started During The Comedy Boom, So It Was Literally Like, On Sunday You Could Decide You Wanted To Be A Comic, And On Monday, You Could Be On Stage

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started

Sometimes They're All Collectively Thinking, "wow, We're Kinda A Shitty Audience," And Then If You Point It Out, It's Kinda Like, "hey, I Know What's Going On. We Know What's Going On Up Here. Or What's Not Going On. And I'm Letting You Know That I Know. And Now We Can Fix This."

I've Had Shows Where You Think, "is This Going Well? I Can't Tell," And Then You Say Goodnight And You Get This Ovation. They're Sorta Like A Theater Audience. I've Learned That Much; That They're Not Always Going To Be Doing Backflips - But I'll Never Figure It Out. Because Sometimes You Walk Up There, And They're So Excited, And Then Other Times, It's Just... But Sometimes An Audience Is Bad, And You Can Tell Them They're Bad, And That Sort Of Breaks The Ice A Bit.