If I'm At A Party And Someone

I Don't Know Any Astronauts. There Are A Lot Of People Who Say They Want To Be Comedians.

I Don't Ban Bloggers From My Shows. I Have A Separate Line: Vip Seating For Bloggers.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

People Don't Understand That That's Really What It Is. They're Looking For A Magic Phone Number Or Something. And To A Certain Extent, I Understand That, Because Comedy Is Treated So Much As A Stepping Stone By A Lot Of People.