I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email

I Had Temping Jobs Also. I Liked The Flexibility. There Was No Asking For Time Off; You Just Didn't Work.

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.

My Sister Sometimes Does A Todd Barry Tribute Act.

I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email Then Hang Posters All Over The Place

I Mean, I've Had Bartenders And Waiters And Waitresses Make A Comment About A Joke Of Mine, Like Pointing Out Some Sort Of Logic Error Or Something That I've Never Even Thought About, And They're Right.