My Sister Sometimes Does A Todd Barry

Buddha, Much Like Everyone Else Has Good And Bad Days.

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.