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I Will Not Be Misquoted!

Comedy Clubs Are A Bit More Expensive. That's The Problem With Some Of These Places. But The Flipside Of That Is, If You Do Too Many Shows For Free Or $5, Then People Don't Understand Why You Can't Fly To Milwaukee And Do A Show For A $3 Cover. That Won't Even Pay For My Flight.

I Don't Know Any Astronauts. There Are A Lot Of People Who Say They Want To Be Comedians.

I Mean, I've Had Bartenders And Waiters And Waitresses Make A Comment About A Joke Of Mine, Like Pointing Out Some Sort Of Logic Error Or Something That I've Never Even Thought About, And They're Right.

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.