I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought

Only Lately, Like Within The Last Few Years, Have I Had People Actually Do An Impression Of Me To Me, Which Weirds Me Out To Think Of What They Have Picked Up On, Without Ever Realizing It Myself

There Seems To Be More Comedy For Comedy's Sake

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.

People Don't Understand That That's Really What It Is. They're Looking For A Magic Phone Number Or Something. And To A Certain Extent, I Understand That, Because Comedy Is Treated So Much As A Stepping Stone By A Lot Of People.

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.