If I Had An Argument With A

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.