I Like Long Walks, Especially When They

My Father Never Raised His Hand To Any One Of His Children, Except In Self-defense.

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.