I Like Long Walks, Especially When They

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

A Telescope Will Magnify A Star A Thousand Times, But A Good Press Agent Can Do Even Better.