I Like Long Walks, Especially When They

English Coffee Tastes Like Water That Has Been Squeezed Out Of A Wet Sleeve.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.