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The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.